Sun, 18 Sep 2005 21:40:28 GMT

Boy Lower: I don't understand
Girl Upper: That's because you're the devil!

-Elm Street Brunch

Sat, 17 Sep 2005 01:00:40 GMT

I think that instead of Academy Life Day, we should have Academy Disembowling Day
-A certain Latin teacher, B Format.

Lower Boy: I had an unsettling dream last night.
Other Lower Boy: Did you wake up with your hand down your pants and a mysterious wet spot on your bed?
Lower Boy: No, but I woke up with my hand down someone else's pants and a lot of explaining to do.
- Wetherell, Dinnertime.

OVERHEARD IN PEA